I've said before how I could probably dedicate this entire blog to hating Glenn Beck, but I didn't. However, in this post I'm going to try and exercise those demons by pouring a bunch of hate on Beck's fat ugly face.
Lately, Beck has been saying anything he can to galvanize his base against health care reform. Here is Keith Olbermann, just recently, telling Beck to "go to hell."
I'm not a huge fan of Olbermann either, but I agree with him when it comes to Beck. I'm not sure, but Beck might be the "worst person in the world" on Olbermann's show more then anyone else ever.
Here:
And here:
And then here:
There are much more, but I think you get the idea. For good measure however, here is Beck throwing a frog into, what he claims, is a pot of boiling water.
Whether Beck did that for real, or not, it is still utterly ridiculous behavior. Glenn Beck IS bad for America.
What I Hate Most About This: This guys is a lunatic and yet he is one of the most popular TV personalities in America. What does that say for our people and our country? Why would anyone want this tool to be their main spokesman? I just don't get it.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Dirty Gator Caught Eye Gouging
In football dog piles almost anything can happen. From bending an opponent's fingers back, to pulling on ears, even yanking on a player's testicles.
Most of the time, there are so many players in the pile, viewers can't see whats going on under there. This weekend as the Florida Gators beat the Georgia Bulldogs, a dirty play was caught on tape in stunning high-definition.
Same play, even slower slow motion.
Apparently, the guilty player Brandon Spikes, has been suspended for his actions. But astonishingly, his suspension is only for the first half of the Gators' next game.
Only one half of a game?! An Oregon player was suspended the entire season after he pulled this crap:
The NCAA may cut Blount's suspension short, but at least it was for more then just half a game!
What I hate most about this: Dirty plays are one thing, but Spikes could have permanently blinded that Georgia player. It looks like he's trying to completely scoop his eye out Kill Bill style!
Most of the time, there are so many players in the pile, viewers can't see whats going on under there. This weekend as the Florida Gators beat the Georgia Bulldogs, a dirty play was caught on tape in stunning high-definition.
Same play, even slower slow motion.
Apparently, the guilty player Brandon Spikes, has been suspended for his actions. But astonishingly, his suspension is only for the first half of the Gators' next game.
Only one half of a game?! An Oregon player was suspended the entire season after he pulled this crap:
The NCAA may cut Blount's suspension short, but at least it was for more then just half a game!
What I hate most about this: Dirty plays are one thing, but Spikes could have permanently blinded that Georgia player. It looks like he's trying to completely scoop his eye out Kill Bill style!
Hey Jets, Stop Talking and Start Winning
In the beginning, the Jets' new moxie was entertaining. Trash talking like this was fun. (Video embedding was disabled)
Now, the Jets' record is 4 - 4 and its time to stop talking and start winning games.
This past weekend, the Jets lost the the Dolphins for the second time this season. On Monday, I listened attentively to the radio, waiting for all the displaced Jets fans in South Florida to call into the station and talk their usual trash talk. But they were no where to be found.
Where did all the Jets fans go? The Friday before their second showdown with their rival Dolphins, Jets fans were quite vocal about revenge and how they'd win on their home turf (which is actually in New Jersey).
Then the Fins won again and Jets fans vanish into thin air. Their coach, however, still has the cojones to keep running his mouth.
I call this picture "Fat Loser."
Here is a video made by a Dolphins fan, mocking Rex Ryan's post-game comments after the Jets second loss to the Fins this season:
The highly revered, angelic Tony Dungy, even commented on how the Jets should shut their mouths and just play. Coach Ryan rejected the criticism.
What I hate most about this: After a team beats you, TWICE, shut up about them. You lost and there is no amount of talking that can change it.
Now, the Jets' record is 4 - 4 and its time to stop talking and start winning games.
This past weekend, the Jets lost the the Dolphins for the second time this season. On Monday, I listened attentively to the radio, waiting for all the displaced Jets fans in South Florida to call into the station and talk their usual trash talk. But they were no where to be found.
Where did all the Jets fans go? The Friday before their second showdown with their rival Dolphins, Jets fans were quite vocal about revenge and how they'd win on their home turf (which is actually in New Jersey).
Then the Fins won again and Jets fans vanish into thin air. Their coach, however, still has the cojones to keep running his mouth.
I call this picture "Fat Loser."
Here is a video made by a Dolphins fan, mocking Rex Ryan's post-game comments after the Jets second loss to the Fins this season:
The highly revered, angelic Tony Dungy, even commented on how the Jets should shut their mouths and just play. Coach Ryan rejected the criticism.
What I hate most about this: After a team beats you, TWICE, shut up about them. You lost and there is no amount of talking that can change it.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
FAU Football Sucks
Would Fau football fans rather loose on campus in their own stadium? Would it even make a difference with a team like this?
With all the losing, I never wanted to be hard on the players. I could tell they were trying as hard as possible. But are they really?
On Halloween, I went to my first FAU football game. Being a homecoming game, there was a nice turnout, even though its a little bit of a drive from FAU's Boca Raton campus to Lockhart Stadium, where the Owls play home games.
The game was such a disaster! Every single time the Owls made a big play, the very next move would be false start penalty or even the dreaded "too many men on the field" penalty. Too many men on the field, seriously Owls?
Since I was at the game with excellent company, I still had an OK time. But losing like that can definitely turn away fledgling Owl fans.
What I Hate Most About This: There is no excuse for all the monumental mistakes the Owls made. If I didn't know any better, I might think they were trying to give the game away, over and over again.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Christians And The War On Halloween
First let me add this disclaimer. I don't hate Christians or any religious group.
What I do hate, is how they try and force their views on everyone and lobby for censorship of anything they don't agree with. Specifically for this post, the subject is Christian's war on Halloween.
Most everyone has had that neighbor who hands out religious pamphlets and pennies instead of candy on Halloween.
I disagree with this kind of pandering to children. If you don't want to give candy, then don't. Shut the front light and don't answer your door. But don't try and plant your beliefs into kids' heads when they're trying to have fun. I'm sure their parents are doing a fine job of screwing them up anyways.
Here is a video illustrating an extreme case of religious lunacy.
Need more evidence that Pat Robertson is a blasphemous hate peddler?
Robertson and cronies blaming Hurricane Katrina on abortion:
Robertson and Jerry Falwell blaming "the abortionists, feminists, gays and lesbians, and the ACLU" for 9/11:
What I hate most about this: Seriously??? Vampire gummy bears and demonic possessed M&M's: sounds delicious. These people belong in the Middle Ages. If Pat Robertson lived in my neighborhood, I'd egg the crap out of his house every Halloween and maybe Christmas too.
What I do hate, is how they try and force their views on everyone and lobby for censorship of anything they don't agree with. Specifically for this post, the subject is Christian's war on Halloween.
Most everyone has had that neighbor who hands out religious pamphlets and pennies instead of candy on Halloween.
I disagree with this kind of pandering to children. If you don't want to give candy, then don't. Shut the front light and don't answer your door. But don't try and plant your beliefs into kids' heads when they're trying to have fun. I'm sure their parents are doing a fine job of screwing them up anyways.
Here is a video illustrating an extreme case of religious lunacy.
Need more evidence that Pat Robertson is a blasphemous hate peddler?
Robertson and cronies blaming Hurricane Katrina on abortion:
Robertson and Jerry Falwell blaming "the abortionists, feminists, gays and lesbians, and the ACLU" for 9/11:
What I hate most about this: Seriously??? Vampire gummy bears and demonic possessed M&M's: sounds delicious. These people belong in the Middle Ages. If Pat Robertson lived in my neighborhood, I'd egg the crap out of his house every Halloween and maybe Christmas too.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Pedro Martinez: So We Meet Again
On Thursday night, Pedro Martinez is slated to start for the Philadelphia Phillies in New York versus the Yankees for Game Two of the World Series.
This holds great significance considering the history between the ex-Red Sox pitcher and the Pinstripes. This ESPN video illustrates some of those memorable moments.
That's right, you saw Martinez throw a then 72-year-old Yankees bench coach, Don Zimmer, to the ground like a conquistador o-laying a bull.
In fairness, Zimmer charged at Martinez during a bench clearing brawl, which just so happened to be incited by Martinez after he threw a fastball behind Karim Garcia's head. As a player, Zimmer himself had been hit in the head by a pitch, so he took extra offense to Martinez's head hunting from the mound.
In baseball, throwing behind a player, or high and tight near a player's head can cause a fight. Major League Baseball has done a good job at keeping video clips of baseball fights off the net, especially the Martinez/Zimmer tussle. This grainy bootleg video is the best out there.
Here's a clip of Martinez in an interview being a jerk about throwing at Garcia's head.
Afterwards, Martinez had some rocky starts against the Bronx Bombers. His late inning melt-down in Game Seven of the 2003 ALCS helped send the Red Sox home instead of to the World Series. The next season, after getting rocked again, Martinez called the Yanks his daddy.
Here's Martinez having a grand old time with pitching legend Juan Marichal at a cockfight in the Dominican Republic. Despite its acceptance in other cultures, in America: cockfighting is unsavory.
For these reasons and more, we Yankee fans hate Pedro. Apparently, Martinez is looking forward to once again pitching at Yankee stadium in a big game with huge implications.
With Alex Rodriguez finally playing this postseason like the best player in baseball, and the rest of the batting order knocking the leather off baseballs: you called down the thunder Pedro, now you got it.
What I hate most about this: Pedro Martinez. I've hated him for so very long. Leaving the Red Sox and playing in the National League will never change that, and I just can not wait for the Yankees to light him up Thursday night in New York.
***EDIT*** ESPN removed that video since the World Series has ended and the Yankees won! Even better, the Yankees beat Pedro in Game 6 to clinch their 27th World Series Championship! *** November 5 2009***
This holds great significance considering the history between the ex-Red Sox pitcher and the Pinstripes. This ESPN video illustrates some of those memorable moments.
That's right, you saw Martinez throw a then 72-year-old Yankees bench coach, Don Zimmer, to the ground like a conquistador o-laying a bull.
In fairness, Zimmer charged at Martinez during a bench clearing brawl, which just so happened to be incited by Martinez after he threw a fastball behind Karim Garcia's head. As a player, Zimmer himself had been hit in the head by a pitch, so he took extra offense to Martinez's head hunting from the mound.
In baseball, throwing behind a player, or high and tight near a player's head can cause a fight. Major League Baseball has done a good job at keeping video clips of baseball fights off the net, especially the Martinez/Zimmer tussle. This grainy bootleg video is the best out there.
Here's a clip of Martinez in an interview being a jerk about throwing at Garcia's head.
Afterwards, Martinez had some rocky starts against the Bronx Bombers. His late inning melt-down in Game Seven of the 2003 ALCS helped send the Red Sox home instead of to the World Series. The next season, after getting rocked again, Martinez called the Yanks his daddy.
Here's Martinez having a grand old time with pitching legend Juan Marichal at a cockfight in the Dominican Republic. Despite its acceptance in other cultures, in America: cockfighting is unsavory.
For these reasons and more, we Yankee fans hate Pedro. Apparently, Martinez is looking forward to once again pitching at Yankee stadium in a big game with huge implications.
With Alex Rodriguez finally playing this postseason like the best player in baseball, and the rest of the batting order knocking the leather off baseballs: you called down the thunder Pedro, now you got it.
What I hate most about this: Pedro Martinez. I've hated him for so very long. Leaving the Red Sox and playing in the National League will never change that, and I just can not wait for the Yankees to light him up Thursday night in New York.
***EDIT*** ESPN removed that video since the World Series has ended and the Yankees won! Even better, the Yankees beat Pedro in Game 6 to clinch their 27th World Series Championship! *** November 5 2009***
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Enough With The Obama/Hitler Comparisons
For almost a year now, intelligent people have been forced to endure all kinds of idiocy coming from opponents of health care reform and people who oppose Obama's presidency. Perhaps the most ludicrous assertions from the right are the constant comparisons of Obama to Hitler.
Now, I could spend hours attempting to seek out this mysterious link between Obama and Hitler, but such a thing doesn't exist and it is more entertaining to make fun of these crazy people.
Here is a video that pokes fun at this political anomaly:
Here is Jon Stewart's The Daily Show bringing some Obama/Hitler comedy:
Ok, so maybe Obama isn't just like Hitler. Maybe, just maybe, Obama is the Anti-Christ?
Congressman Barney Frank addresses the Nazi/Hitler comparisons among other things at a town hall meeting:
It was refreshing to see Frank treat that stupid lady with the same contempt she brought to the town hall meeting.
What I hate most about this: Baseless comparisons and accusations do nothing but insight negative emotions, especially within people who are not capable of rational thought. In reality, Obama and Hitler's similarities begin and end with successful public speaking and popularity among their supporters.
Now, I could spend hours attempting to seek out this mysterious link between Obama and Hitler, but such a thing doesn't exist and it is more entertaining to make fun of these crazy people.
Here is a video that pokes fun at this political anomaly:
Here is Jon Stewart's The Daily Show bringing some Obama/Hitler comedy:
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Obama and Hitler | ||||
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Ok, so maybe Obama isn't just like Hitler. Maybe, just maybe, Obama is the Anti-Christ?
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Unusual Suspect | ||||
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Congressman Barney Frank addresses the Nazi/Hitler comparisons among other things at a town hall meeting:
It was refreshing to see Frank treat that stupid lady with the same contempt she brought to the town hall meeting.
What I hate most about this: Baseless comparisons and accusations do nothing but insight negative emotions, especially within people who are not capable of rational thought. In reality, Obama and Hitler's similarities begin and end with successful public speaking and popularity among their supporters.
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